The (mostly useless, sometimes amusing, always humiliating 20 years later) thoughts of a 20-something Vancouverite
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Taotu says:
*Little Mermaid
*Ariel is kind of a sick puppy.
Tom says:
*She’s a hoarder, for one thing…
Taotu says:
*Not to mention a borderline stalkery fangirl
Tom says:
*That as well.
*Considering the lengths she goes to.
*Oh shit, now I just imagined Eric as Denko and Ariel as OP.
Taotu says:
*LOL
*OH MY GOD
*OH MY GOD
*OH MY GOD.
Tom says:
*ARIEL WEARING THAT FUCKING SMILEY
*THAT FUCKING SMILEY DAMN IT
So I watched Little Mermaid for the first time tonight, vented at Tom about it a little, and then he drew this.
LOVE IT.
Also, though the modeling/messages are totally fucked up and I would never show that movie to a child for fear they’d leave with the wrong impressions, it is actually a really pretty, well put together film. They’d get to watch it when they were 13.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau sums up Game of Thrones in four reactions.
(Source: gentlewords)
Finn Hudson: people always keep forgiving me even though I’m a dick to everyone!
THIS IS MY ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS SHOW SUMMED UP IN ONE CAPTION
(Source: riverstreet)
Fuck me, that hair is beautiful. *stares*
Shakespeare. Leather. Cheekbones. Neck. Floppy hair. Posh accents. Me crying tears of blood.
He actually fucking hit him too. I mean, there’s actual impact there. Check the slow mo versions. You can’t fake impact ripples on a cheek like that.
So now we all know legit-for-real what Hiddles’ slapped face looks like.
Not that any of us have been imagining that or anything
Imagining having that beautiful man completely at our mercy
Begging and whimpering with those big puppydog eyes
Nope not at all
DAMMIT CROUTONS
(Source: inebriat0r)
Okay, so this whole story is great, but what I keep coming back to, besides the fact that Steve Burns is a total BAMF, is: THEY GAVE HIM THE THINKING CHAIR!!!
can…
can we talk about the most adorable dance star ever
that girl is ririri
and she is the best thing to happen to the internet ever
SHE IS SO CUTE
I CANT HANDLE ALL THIS CUTE
oh my god she is ADORABLE
SO FIERCE
Can we do away with Toddlers and Tiaras and replace it with Tiny Asian Children Dancing For Fun?
I second that motion!
SO MANY BABIES
SHE IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING ON THE WHOLE PLANET OMG
Her outfit is also pretty much the best thing ever.
So…apparently there is now First Period Party swag. Which one, I would have literally died from embarrassment if I was thrown a “first period party.” I was 11, I was awkward, and embarrassed by everything.
But the real kicker here is…the cups are printed with not only “Puberty Rocks” (which is a fucking lie, puberty sucked), but the phrases “self respect” and “abstinence” because you can’t celebrate a girl coming of age, without also celebrating oppressive patriarchal views about her sexuality.
What.
What is this.
(Source: oh-whiskers)
(Source: un)
